I do not like green eggs or ham,
Beijing-Joe or Scamster Kam
I do not like them in a tree,
I do not like them close to me.
I do not like Ol’ Joe or Kam,
Toxic Speaker, Lowly Nan
I would not could not, too much pain.
Not in a swamp, not on the plain.
Not in a sewer, not in a drain.
I do not like them don’t you see,
Send them home, leave me be.
And if Beijing-Joe did lose his ham,
What becomes of Scamster Kam?
I do not like Ol’ Scamster Kam,
Or Her Slip’ry Cali dyno-scam.
I do not like her staged distress,
Her peevish fawning and droll excess.
I will not give in to her spite
Or give away my sovereign rights.
You can lie or squeal it’s all the same,
Darkness comes without a flame.
I would not could not, accept your shame.
Not from a cloud, or from a plane.
Not from your mouth, or poisoned brain.
You see, I do not like your failing sham,
Or carbon neutral eggs or ham.
Curtis C. Greco, Founder
