A well-organized contingent of activists have been seen carrying weapons, with multiple ammunition clips, in and around the Olympic Village. It is alleged that they are freely moving about the Sochi area on both sides of the much vaunted Russian security ring of steel. Apparently their preferred method of transport appears to be a ski-like apparatus we are told is intended for use as a deadly projectile.
Unconfirmed reports suggest that the insurgents are mixed-race and most likely included members of both sexes; additional yet unconfirmed reports suggest they are Al Qaeda-linked operatives cleverly disguised by masks and stylish accoutrement but again, let’s be clear, these reports have not been confirmed. Administration officials have suggested that various U.S. Intelligence Agencies believe their identities, tribal origins, support apparatus and affiliates can be traced by computer analysis of the large numbers appearing on the front and back of their uniforms.
Several U.S. Congress members have expressed outrage over this wanton and reckless weapons display and want to assure the American public that these types of right-wing activities will not be tolerated. Legislation is being drafted to address the issue ensuring for all that the world will remain safe for democracy, at least for the foreseeable future. In the meantime the President & Congress plan a joint statement instructing the public to remain vigilant during this very difficult time. Russian Security Services were unavailable for comment.
The following are a select group of responses to questions/comments received after the original article was published. We believe you will find them of interest.
#1: Oh my God; already I’ve got messages on this. It’s the Biathlon,…you know,…they go around on skis with small caliber rifle shooting at targets; without a license too. Just goes to show you how dangerous a free mind becomes to a defeated intellect. It’s a parody for goodness sake, a subtle stab at the neo-totalitarian progressive types. I rather thought it was funny!
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